Following Santonio Holmes Twitter Account!

Santonio Holmes was recently accused of throwing a glass full of liquor at a woman's face in a bar, she is seeking 15,000 dollars in damages. This isn't Holmes first brush with the law, he was found with weed and accused of domestic abuse in prior years. Both of those charges were eventually dropped, but Tone's off-field behavior has to be in question. Remember, he's got like 9 kids to 11 different mothers, so Tone's history of judgement obviously hasn't been good (try condoms or pulling out once Tone).

I didn't know Santonio had a Twitter Account, but since discovering it today, I have been blessed with being highly entertained with his dumbfounding posts about the recent accusations.

(9:30 am) Morning, don't let where you are get you down, just remember where you came from & where you are trying to go!

TRANSLATION: This is just a civil suit for chump change, I will get off. Though I grew up poor and without the nicer things in life, im filthy rich now, and don't know how to act in public. So for all you fans who adore me, and I take for granted, keep on working your 9-5 and following laws and rules, because I don't have too.

(9:45 am) Word to the streets and the wise guys I don't take advice from anyone!

TRANSLATION: Streets meaning people who post on my twitter page, I don't listen to you, I don't listen to anyone. Why do I need advice from the general public, you don't know me, throwing drinks people's faces is just my swagger....swaggin!

(9:53) U can't expect me to be like you, my life not like yours, I wasn't fed wit a silver spoon we used paper plates and plastic forks n spoons. Get with the program. I aint made it this far for u to judge me.

TRANSLATION: Values and morals need not apply when your thinking about me. I play 60 minutes in front of you everyweek so you adore me, which means I can be an idiot off the field. I ate from paper plates and plastic forks cuz mamma didn't want to buy a dishwasher, now momma's got 6 dishwashers cuz of her boy. Also, she concieved me in San Antonio, so when I was born that's how I got my name, cept mama couldn't spell right so she named me Santonio, she left out the other A...gives me swagga!

(10:00) @ disney getting my grind on later tweeps! LMAO all the way to the bank!

TRANSLATION: I'm at Disney grinding on women, taking them to Space Mountain and sh&*. Who knows, I may even get a snowcone, and throw it in Mickey's face, because I'm Santonio. Remember, I was a bust until our Superbowl run, now you people love me. I'm laughing my ass off all the way to the bank, after I get more money out to pay child support to one of my 11 mothers' for one of my 9 kids.

(10:25) If u don't like what I say on twitter continue to follow me!

TRANSLATION: I realized that what I just posted was an oxymoron and stupid, but that's what you get when you take basketweaving at Ohio State, and don't finish your degree cuz you get drafted to the league. I should have taken photography, so the nude pics of myself came out a lil bit better, but thats life cuz...swaggin!