DO: Find out the locations of the kegs and when you will be near them.
DON’T: Do a Keg stand every time you see a Keg, causing you to be a little drunk by the time you make the turn.
DO: Hit on the beer girl that rides around on the course whoring for money.
DON’T: Cross that line…we all know what that line is but if I have to spell it out for you it will go a little something like this:
When she asked if you would like a shot, don’t buy her one and say take my shots bitches.
2nd example: If she is wearing a low cut tee to get more tips, don’t offer to cool her down with the ice that is left over from your 12 beers you just pounded.
DO: replace your divot
DON’T: Replace it with vomit, or another bodily fluid.
DO: Dress like a professional even if you have the game of Charles Barkley
DON’T: Dress like Ricc Brown or any other idiot that thinks this look is back in style:
DO: Bring a 5th a liquor for the foursome.
DON’T: Try and find out if there are 18 shots in the bottle, one for every hole.....BY YOURSELF
~More to come later if I have time~
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